{"product_id":"fantasy-castle-dragons-8x8-mirror-hand-etched-gothic-wall-art-or-desk-decor-shattered-edge-studios-copy","title":"Zero Forks Given Rooster 11x5 Bamboo Charcuterie Board | Laser Engraved Sassy Kitchen Serving Platter or Wall Accent","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_2965fddce317be20\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color preserve-whitespaces-in-response\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSpice up your culinary chaos with this irreverent 11\"x5\" laser engraved bamboo \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003echarcuterie\u003c\/span\u003e board, where a feisty rooster lords over a flurry of wayward forks under the defiant banner \"Zero Forks Given.\" Fashioned from eco-friendly bamboo with razor-sharp laser engraving, the cheeky illustration—complete with filigreed edges, tumbling utensils, and that bold, unapologetic bird—delivers enduring wit that's as tough as it is entertaining, ready for slicing, serving, or showcasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach board receives artisanal hand-painted accents, crafting a bespoke treasure of playful utility. Subtle color variations and minor imperfections ensure you receive a one-of-a-kind product that is as unique as your personal home decor style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHang it in your kitchen nook, lean it on a recipe stand, or deploy it for snack spreads at brunches and barbecues—this adaptable board infuses farmhouse vibes, quirky cafes, or trendy lofts with a wink of humor. Its golden bamboo glow and punchy script guarantee it'll draw chuckles and compliments, turning meal prep into a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA cheeky essential for poultry pranksters, wordplay warriors, home chefs with attitude, or collectors of clever kitchen kit, this 11x5 engraved board fuses everyday prep with pure, punny delight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach board is individually made using sustainable bamboo, then oiled or lacquered, making each a one-of-a-kind piece of functional art. No two engravings are exactly alike, ensuring that your home decor is as unique as your personal style. This board is perfect for your countertop or pantry, and would be an outstanding addition to your gallery wall! We can also ship the engraved \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003echarcuterie board unfinished, allowing you to customize it further with your own colored finishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shattered Edge Studios, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52723613696300,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/1893\/1756\/files\/u33HU.jpg?v=1775236830","url":"https:\/\/www.shatterededgestudios.com\/products\/fantasy-castle-dragons-8x8-mirror-hand-etched-gothic-wall-art-or-desk-decor-shattered-edge-studios-copy","provider":"Shattered Edge Studios, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}